Hallucination...I THOUGHT

oh.. forgot to mention this.

Guess what I saw in my house lift.

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GOLD? NAH...it's easy to drop money in the lift... NOT GOLD.

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CUTE guyS??? ... NAH, my house only got one cute guy. hahaha..
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Actress??? .. AH I see her every now and then. I'm not interested.
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SHIT? NAH! I see more than shit.. I SEE LAO SAI MAN!

Dono which inconsiderate SHIT goes into the lift and RElease all the poison in his body and left without cleaning his butt. My goodness. It's not jus SHIT loh. IT's LAO SAI! And blardie hell, I have to try to press the lift button so that I can wait for the other lift to come down. OF cos, I double check if the button got shit too. wah.. wat if the guy is mad, shit alreadie then use the shitty hands and press the button?! oh yuck. AND even while I was trying to hold my breath, I can still detect the SHIT smell. URGH. Anyway, jus to be REALLY careful. I went home and bath immediately. RID myself of any smell. JUST HOW INCONSIDERATE AND DIRTY THESE PEOPLE CAN GET?

BUT maybe it's some stupid dog who thinks it can mark its territory in the lift?! HELLO!! GO mark your territory in the grass patch!! TALKING ABT DOGS, do you know the dogs in my area are very irritating. THEY PEE at the wrong PLACES!! LIKE along the corridor? then people who have to take the stairs will have to risk stepping on the puddle of dog pee? and people staying nearby have to smell their dog pee?!

So my dad will take the Dynamo water and pour on the dog pee.. hahahaha... NEXT TIME, I PUT CHILLI powder. SO when you come back and sniff for your pee, you will end up sneezing!!!

Okay, That's abit mean. I mean, its natural to pee. It's the IRRITATING owners. NExt time I'll get some stray dogs to pee at ur door. SEE how u feel abt having dogs anyhow pee.

Argh, can you imagine the poor cleaner? He cannot dun clean the mess... and it really sux. JUST how civilised and cultured some people here can be.. hmph.

Think it's best to teach them the many functions of toilet and how they can make use of them ba!